next inning, they should have barry zito and dontrelle willis pitch
next inning, they should have barry zito and dontrelle willis pitch
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Marmol sucks
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
selig will demand the sprinklers turn on for a rain delay, start the game up again 12 hours later
-Chris
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
If there's a strike-em-out throw-em-out double play, I will run down my street naked
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
Drew steals a base
Safe!!!!!!
oh thank jesus
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
Strike Out-Throw Out to keep the game going would have been
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Lidge would have made that tag...you suck Uggla
12:59 a.m.: The press room inmates have now divided up into gangs. I’m with the Crips. We’ll be fighting the Bloods any minute now.
1:01 a.m.: Dan Uggla could be the first player DFA’d during an All-Star Game.
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
All Chicago math up.
Quentin I will love you forever if you get a hit here.
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.