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San Francisco GiantsDevote this thread to stupid baseball quotes you hear made, mainly by analysts.
John Kruk on Eric Gagne - "He was a great relief pitcher with the Tigers."
Stupid Baseball Quotes
Devote this thread to stupid baseball quotes you hear made, mainly by analysts.
John Kruk on Eric Gagne - "He was a great relief pitcher with the Tigers."
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
Insert anything Tim McCarver says
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
I've heard a lot of these just listening to the D-Backs broadcast the past few days.
"You don't find good hitting pitchers in the Yellow Pages!" - Idiot D-Backs announcer
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito
OR, anything Rick Sutcliffe says
GO PADRES AND ANGELS ALL THE WAY IN 2008
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"juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside"...it is one of my fav qouts though
Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes
"I think we should be the favorite in the NL East" - Matt Holliday
GO PADRES AND ANGELS ALL THE WAY IN 2008
John Kruk was talking about Roy Halladay and how he shouldnt be pitching complete games, especially when he's losing....and Kruk goes "halladay has had some injury problems, although last year was apendicitis which i guess doesnt affect his arm..."
"Its not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game."
Of course its about whether you win or lose! Otherwise, no manager/GM would ever get fired!
rf28
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(Dave) Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres.
–Jerry Coleman
Joe Morgan:
"the one thing I like about Chone Figgins is he uses speed a lot"
More to come from this tandem as the game goes on, I'm sure
told ya he'd come up with another one
John Miller: "I was in St. Louis the other day, and I experienced an earthquake. I was in an earthquake in St. Louis. And after that swing by Vlad, I think I just experienced another one."
I hate these two.....
Just heard Eric Young talking about Webb tonight saying he went "nibble, nibble, jab, jab" with his pitches. What the hell does that mean? He ate and hit the guy?
hahahahahaha perfect interpretation
"Is it a slam?! IT IS A SLAM!" - Steve Quis
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Ralph Kiner: "A balk is almost always called by the umpires"
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