Stupid Baseball Quotes

[NYgiantsfan5689]

State Farm guy:

"Jason came through in the clutch for us, and State Farm is proud to present this check"

IT'S JUSTIN, PAY ATTENTION

[Kingdom]

he had no idea what baseball was till today

[ljshorty89]

Rick Sutcliffe during the Legends and Celebrity Softball Game:

"you can forget what they're doing in tampa, forget what tony larussa is doing for the cubs, george lopez is manager of the year"

[HollywoodLeo]

Good ol Sut

Sut: How good is this?
Mud: What's up, Redhead?
Matt: You taking some time away from your busy ESPN world to hang out down here with us little dogs?
Sut: It's not that busy, man. It's not that busy.
Matt: Sut, who you been playing golf with?
Sut: He's here. He's in the house tonight. Bill Murray.

Matt: What's the best city in the National League to play golf in? Seriously.
Sut: [chuckles] The best city in the world, Mud. Where is it?
Mud: San Diego.
Sut: Right here, man. You can't beat it.

Sut: George Clooney. You been readin' about all that? You been seein' that?
Matt: George Clooney?
Sut: Yeah. He's up there with um... He's up there with the Congress. He's trying to get everybody to go over there... and solve that thing.

Sut: I'm getting yelled at from Bill Murray in the back. I need to go. I'd much rather hang with you guys than him.
Mud: Thanks for joining us, Sut.
Sut: He can wait.

Sut: Mud, you're the best, man. Anybody on Earth that doesn't like Mark Grant... They got... They got problems. Matty! What're you still doing here in San Diego?
Matt: [interrupting] Red Baron, you were... Hey, by the way, you were...
Sut: [cross-talk] Matty!
Matt: ...the answer to a trivia question earlier.
Sut: No-no-no, Matty.
Matt: We were... We were at Dodgers Stadium...
Sut: Everybody on Earth has been trying to steal you.
Matt: We were at Dodgers Stadium...
Sut: The Dodgers, the Cubs. ESPN.
Matt: Two weeks ago?
Sut: What're you still doing here?

[NYgiantsfan5689]

hahaha love it. Matt should be elsewhere, he's the best broadcaster in baseball, he could be doing so many things. but he belongs in SD. He is San Diego baseball right now. More power to the guy.

[browntown653]

Jesus, you really should be a Padres fan

[ljshorty89]

Wait, he isn't?

[NYgiantsfan5689]

they're like my 2nd favorite team

[HollywoodLeo]

Good ol Sut

Sut: How good is this?
Mud: What's up, Redhead?
Matt: You taking some time away from your busy ESPN world to hang out down here with us little dogs?
Sut: It's not that busy, man. It's not that busy.
Matt: Sut, who you been playing golf with?
Sut: He's here. He's in the house tonight. Bill Murray.

Matt: What's the best city in the National League to play golf in? Seriously.
Sut: [chuckles] The best city in the world, Mud. Where is it?
Mud: San Diego.
Sut: Right here, man. You can't beat it.

Sut: George Clooney. You been readin' about all that? You been seein' that?
Matt: George Clooney?
Sut: Yeah. He's up there with um... He's up there with the Congress. He's trying to get everybody to go over there... and solve that thing.

Sut: I'm getting yelled at from Bill Murray in the back. I need to go. I'd much rather hang with you guys than him.
Mud: Thanks for joining us, Sut.
Sut: He can wait.

Sut: Mud, you're the best, man. Anybody on Earth that doesn't like Mark Grant... They got... They got problems. Matty! What're you still doing here in San Diego?
Matt: [interrupting] Red Baron, you were... Hey, by the way, you were...
Sut: [cross-talk] Matty!
Matt: ...the answer to a trivia question earlier.
Sut: No-no-no, Matty.
Matt: We were... We were at Dodgers Stadium...
Sut: Everybody on Earth has been trying to steal you.
Matt: We were at Dodgers Stadium...
Sut: The Dodgers, the Cubs. ESPN.
Matt: Two weeks ago?
Sut: What're you still doing here?

here's the audio.

http://images.gaslampball.com/images.../sutcliffe.mp3

[realmofotalk]

"This is more than a talent issue; cost efficiency is what we're trying to do," Dodgers general manager Kevin Malone said. "It frees up $9 or $10 million this year and $4.5 million next year. The dollars are big. Last year we had All-Stars at practically every position. We need a better mix."

Is that one Padre fan still available to get our general managers fired?

[nick]

sutcliffe is awesome...


i was always big on when al leiter announced in the playoffs, and never said anything for 50 minutes and then would chime in with a random stupid stat.

[riverdunesrat]

sutcliffe is awesome...

HUH? Sutcliffe is drunk most of the time....

[realmofotalk]

"Casey Blake is a gamer."

-Ned Colletti apparently commenting on Casey Blake's Playstation skills.

[ljshorty89]

"Gossage, the old Yankee closer, 52 times did he record saves of 7 innings or more"

-Jon Miller

(He meant to say 7 OUTS or more. However, 7 innings....you wouldn't get a save for that)

[riverdunesrat]

A not so stupid quote but hilarious. I was LMAO......

During the 3rd inning of Saturday's Pads @ Pirates game, the score was 8-1:

Steve Quis: There are actually four rivers that meet here in Pittsburgh, there is an underground river that dumps out.

Mark Grant: Actually I think its the river the Pirate fans are crying right now.

Steve Quis: You mean the "cry me a river"

You had to be there.....LMAO