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    Mike Shannon today on a line drive from Braden Looper up the middle almost hitting the pitcher. "It either went through his arms or went through him!"

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    "The slower the pitch, the more time you have to recognize it."

    - Joe Morgan analyzing Tim Wakefield's slow pitches.

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    i hate joe morgan
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    Joe Morgan, Jon Miller, and John Sterling might be the most annoying human beings ever. With Joe Buck and Tim McCarver in the competition as well

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    Tennessee Titans. Duke athletics. New York Yankees. Carolina Hurricanes. Portland Trailblazers.

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    According to Kevin Kennedy on FOX Saturday, the brewers shouldn't have let Chad Cordero go.
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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by ljshorty89 View Post
    Joe Morgan, Jon Miller, and John Sterling might be the most annoying human beings ever.
    I TOTALLY agree

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    With Joe Buck and Tim McCarver in the competition as well
    I disagree there, I really like them a lot, I love the observations they make.
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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Cause McCarver dumbs it down enough for you to understand.
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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

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    Cause McCarver dumbs it down enough for you to understand.
    i resent that comment
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    If you have a problem with Jon Miller, may god have no mercy.

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    I'm sorry, but Jon Miller managed to rename Raul Casanova. I know the guy is not a household name, but you cannot call him PAUL 3 times over the course of a single inning. And the worst part was that apparently no one corrected him!

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    You're right, no one has heard of him. I'm sure he didn't call him Paul again. The guy has a great voice and is one of the smartest and quickest guys in the business. You hear probably once a week but I have had the pleasure of listening to him over the course of a season since he does Giants games.

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    I don't think he's that smart.......he says some of the most obvious things I have ever heard a baseball commentator say.
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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    You have a fair point, and it's not that he's a stupid man, it's just that with that duo(Joe Morgan is awful), his intelligence isn't really brought out. He almost has to dumb himself down for Morgan. So, when I see him on ESPN, he's probably just not at his best....Am I right in saying that?

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