They're all in a tie for dead last because they all suck.
MVPs: A-Rod & David Wright
CYs: Jake Peavy & Dan Haren
ROYs: Ryan Braun & Hideki Okajima
MoTY: Manny Acta & Manny Acta
It makes a huge difference for voters, sadly. It's why Dan Haren has no shot, even though he's been the best pitcher, because Oakland sucks at hitting.