At least Moises Alou only pisses on himself.
Maddux tops him.
At least Moises Alou only pisses on himself.
Maddux tops him.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
That ain't shit.
Signed,
Najeh Davenport
What does Najeh do?
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
"For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."
Maddux has 333 career wins, 15 behind Clemens. If Clemens retires, Maddux will pass him.
Which gives him the right to piss on whoever he wants?
Anyway, at least it's in the shower, where it will wash off. It's not like he pisses into their mouths, or just sitting there in the bullpen.