THE SHIP IS SINKING

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Same old Dodgers. Ty Blach? I prepared myself for this to happen and yet it is still miserable.

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Fuck Kenlee. Yet another reason to never fall in love with relievers.

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This season is over. Fuck baseball and fuck hope. Why don't you just forfeit the season when you already suck ass through 5 games?

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The Dodgers are 1-7 vs the Marlins and the Reds this year.....

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Of course, all of this shit would be forgiven had the nerds gotten Verlander instead of Darvish. The rare time that this team preferred the rental. It cost us the World Series. No big deal.

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Dodgers just 3.5 games back of the division lead with the Madres coming to town. So naturally, they'll find a way to lose this series and piss away the momentum they've built.

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Oh look, Kershaw hurt his back again in his first start back from the DL, and will be out again for at least a month.

Who wants to offer a 4 to 6 year deal at $35 million or more per season to a pitcher turning 31 at the end of the season, with back issues and velocity down to 90 mph?

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Trade Puig.

Sell Grandal to an AL team. Because sure as fuck no NL contender will tolerate his bobblehands.

DFA, waive, release, whatever it takes to get Forsythe the fuck out of here.

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Of course we're getting perfect gamed by this shitty motherfucker on the Rockies with the 5.33 ERA. This team is soft as baby shit.

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Wow, what a fucking way to lose the game. Now, here comes the losing slide that follows every soulcrushing loss, because what has this Godforsaken franchise ever done in its history to show resilience?

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Roberts: Yasiel Puig is out today because he hasn’t hit well vs LHP all year.

Austin Barnes and Chris Taylor haven't hit all year, yet they are in the lineup. Roberts logic.

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Dodgers just 3.5 games back of the division lead with the Madres coming to town. So naturally, they'll find a way to lose this series and piss away the momentum they've built.

Fuckers grinded out 2 of 3 in an arduous series at Coors Fields to get within half a game of the lead, so naturally they proceed to get swept by the Reds AGAIN.

Oh, and the 3 guys traded in the same deal for Frankie Montas (no longer here), Micah Johnson (no longer here), and Trayce Thompson (LOL) came through for the Reds today. Nice going, you fucking nerds.

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Here we go again. Worked so hard to beat the Rockies, only to get shit on by Eric Fucking Lauer. Kill me.

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The Arizona Diamondbacks, who were in first place in the NL West on April 1, May 1, July 1, August 1 and September 1, have been eliminated.

They shit the bed against Colorado, but will play like the best team in baseball against the Dodgers in the next 3 games because of course they will.

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Machado leads off with a double after going 0-for-3 in the night, and Bellinger and Puig squanders it with two of the worst plate appearances. Kill me.