THE SHIP IS SINKING

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The original Chris Hatcher is back. Ugh, the fucking nerds just won't give up on this loser.

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Darvish placed on the DL due to back tightness. Guess they should've traded for Verlander instead.

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Yu Darvish = automatic loss in NLDS Game 2 (or Game 1 if Kershaw doesn't come back).

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If Bellinger isn't back and healthy for the playoffs, I'm gonna have an aneurysms with fucking Chef Merito's hitting stuck in quicksand.

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Offense sucks again. This is all Merito's fault for coming back. I don't think it's a coincidence his 2010 Padres, 2011 Red Sox, and 2012 Dodgers squads all collapsed in September.

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Seager chokes. This is why I never get excited about young players.

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Fucking Dave Roberts. He pulls The Blister Man in the 7th when he's pitching a perfecto, but leaves him in the first inning to surrender 5 runs when he doesn't have it today.

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LOL, pitching "depth". Kershaw's going to pitch on 3 days rest again, and then lose the elimination game. Again.

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Joc ded. O'koyea Dickson's fat ass and Rob Segedin's useless ass get called up, but Joc didn't.

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ROJO CHINGON!!!

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Pedro Baez you fuck.

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Wow, what a fucking disaster Darvish has been. Typical Dodgers acquisition. Proof that Farhan ****** Zaidi has no business being a GM in sports and Andrew Fraudman should go back to running second division teams that are just happy to finish over .500

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Dodgers also completely screwed up on JD Martinez. DBacks got him for nothing, and he is better than any outfielder LA has.

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All right, time to get Grandal the fuck out of the lineup. He's guaranteed at least one passed ball in every game. What good is framing if you can't catch the ball?

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Why must we always bring in these Dominican fucking shitheads for the pen? Why?