Why the fuck is Juan Uribe still playing, why is Adam fucking Kennedy still on the roster? Why is Dee Gordon leading off? How the fuck is Jerry Hairston Jr. batting 3rd...and protected by Juan Rivera?
Fuck.
Why the fuck is Juan Uribe still playing, why is Adam fucking Kennedy still on the roster? Why is Dee Gordon leading off? How the fuck is Jerry Hairston Jr. batting 3rd...and protected by Juan Rivera?
Fuck.
You have Hairston Jr batting 3rd? I guess the Dodgers are in trouble.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Carlos Lee is on the way if he agrees, though.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
His OPS is lower than Hairston's..... <_<
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
...but higher than everyone not named Ellis, Either, or Kemp.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Haha! Wow! Reds will still give you Rolen for a dodger dog
Until they set records for the least amount of runs in a season with the DH. I don't want to hear shit.
Silly porter! They can't do that, they only have a DH for 3 series during the year.
And it's Ivan DeJesus!
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Which I will never get. Does DeJeesewhiz have infinitely better defense than Uribe. Or The Riot? Leo has more range than either chap..
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Nothing like getting back to our scoreless ways by beginning with yet another automatic loss to Clayton Richard. I hate this fucking team.
Woe is me. The Mariners are being shut out again. I'm pretty damn sure they would trade their record for the Dodgers.
Woe is Mofo. The Dodgers only won 2-1.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
What the fucking fuck was that?!
Mother of fucking Christ I've seen everything.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0