Open your heart to Kenley Jansen!
Open your heart to Kenley Jansen!
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Getting shut out by Jeff Francis? Are you motherfuckers fucking me?
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Fucking Capuano. Fucking Cubs. Fucking Giants and the fucking horseshoe they've had up their fucking asses for three years.
Ethier looks like a flailing moron every time he's up against a lefty.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
What's next, a Nick Adenhart joke?
2072 MSL Gold Glove Winner
Not sure if looking at his avatar or..
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
1st and 3rd with no outs...weak chopper down the third base line for a rundown between home and third, followed by two pop flys. Un-fucking-believable. One choke after another.
Please let the Giants lose their game please. If there's still a fucking God out there.
God Shammgod hath spoken.
John Ely still plays baseball?
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Fucking Dodgers, man. This is criminal that they've wasted a golden opportunity to gain control of the second wild card going into the four-game series against the Cardinals, and I JUST KNOW we're going to drop that series as well and watch the Cardinals pull away with the final playoff spot.
Why do I even fucking bother anymore? All these fuckers do is rip my fucking heart out every fucking year.