Only $100?
They're afraid the person might "blow" it if they gave out too much.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Ok, it's official: Chris Withrow ****ing sucks dick. May that mother****er burn in hell while Rick Porcello rapes him rotten.
Aaron Miller, LHP, Baylor
Blake Smith, RHP, California
Garrett Gould, RHP, Maize HS (KS)
Brett Wallach, RHP, Orange Coast JC (CA)
Chad Billingsley. Over-f***ing-rated. It's just awful to admit I wouldn't take him over Cain nor Lincecum.
9-3, 2.83 ERA, 1.27 WHP, .237 OPP BA gets you on a shit list. Awesome.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
Joe Torre
Next time, leave your best hitter in the game for all 9 innings and your faggolo feelings for Pierre at home.
Ronnie Belisario and Juan Castro can drive off a ****ing cliff too.
Jason Michaels blows.
Chad Billingsley, always unraveling ****ing piece of shit.
To the dipshits at the sales department, would it kill you for once to stop jumping the gun on any postseason ticket promotions??
Underwhelming start from Billingsley again yesterday. Only 4 innings? And 10 losses this year. His second half has been disastrous.
f--- the f---ing McBrokes
Is there any way a suicide bomber can sneak his way into divorce court?Colletti might have gotten Lee if he had Carlos Santana to offer. Santana, a catcher, is a more advanced prospect. Yet the Cleveland Indians already had him, because Colletti had to sacrifice him last year in order to get the Indians to pay the [$2 million] balance of Casey Blake's contract.
The Dodgers have paid $8.5 million in signing bonuses for draft picks over the last two years -- the lowest figure among all major league teams, according to Baseball America.
The Dodgers, so proud of their heritage in Asia and Latin America, today are a non-factor in bidding for top amateur players abroad. In 2008, according to Baseball America, major league clubs combined to sign 115 such players for bonuses of more than $100,000. The Dodgers did not sign one.
Quote of the week?Is there any way a suicide bomber can sneak his way into divorce court?
.: My Last.fm
Surprise, surprise, the .290 BA was a fluke. Donnie's abortion finished the season with a pathetic .238 in the Cal League, which is hitter friendly for ****sake. To make matters worse, he was picked ahead of Chris Coghlan.
This is what we get when we let scouts draft amateur athletes with tools. The athlete himself is the ****ing tool.