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    Dodgers Official 2009 shit list


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    Re: Official 2009 shit list

    Only $100?

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    Re: Official 2009 shit list

    They're afraid the person might "blow" it if they gave out too much.
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    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: So we took this Withrow dude..

    Ok, it's official: Chris Withrow ****ing sucks dick. May that mother****er burn in hell while Rick Porcello rapes him rotten.

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    Re: Official 2009 shit list

    Aaron Miller, LHP, Baylor
    Blake Smith, RHP, California
    Garrett Gould, RHP, Maize HS (KS)
    Brett Wallach, RHP, Orange Coast JC (CA)

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    Chad Billingsley. Over-f***ing-rated. It's just awful to admit I wouldn't take him over Cain nor Lincecum.

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    9-3, 2.83 ERA, 1.27 WHP, .237 OPP BA gets you on a shit list. Awesome.
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    Joe Torre

    Next time, leave your best hitter in the game for all 9 innings and your faggolo feelings for Pierre at home.

    Ronnie Belisario and Juan Castro can drive off a ****ing cliff too.

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    Jason Michaels blows.

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    Chad Billingsley, always unraveling ****ing piece of shit.

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    To the dipshits at the sales department, would it kill you for once to stop jumping the gun on any postseason ticket promotions??

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    Underwhelming start from Billingsley again yesterday. Only 4 innings? And 10 losses this year. His second half has been disastrous.

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    f--- the f---ing McBrokes
    Colletti might have gotten Lee if he had Carlos Santana to offer. Santana, a catcher, is a more advanced prospect. Yet the Cleveland Indians already had him, because Colletti had to sacrifice him last year in order to get the Indians to pay the [$2 million] balance of Casey Blake's contract.

    The Dodgers have paid $8.5 million in signing bonuses for draft picks over the last two years -- the lowest figure among all major league teams, according to Baseball America.

    The Dodgers, so proud of their heritage in Asia and Latin America, today are a non-factor in bidding for top amateur players abroad. In 2008, according to Baseball America, major league clubs combined to sign 115 such players for bonuses of more than $100,000. The Dodgers did not sign one.
    Is there any way a suicide bomber can sneak his way into divorce court?

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    Is there any way a suicide bomber can sneak his way into divorce court?
    Quote of the week?

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    Re: Official 2009 shit list

    Quote Originally Posted by realmofotalk View Post
    Preston ****ing Mattingly..in high single A ball thus far, he's had 1 walk compared to 32 strikeouts. That's a ridiculous 1-to-32 BB/K ratio. The crazy part is that he's still batting around .290
    Surprise, surprise, the .290 BA was a fluke. Donnie's abortion finished the season with a pathetic .238 in the Cal League, which is hitter friendly for ****sake. To make matters worse, he was picked ahead of Chris Coghlan.

    This is what we get when we let scouts draft amateur athletes with tools. The athlete himself is the ****ing tool.

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