**** this shit
**** this shit
aka the Dodgers will win
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
Myers throwing a shutout
If they lose game 2 as well, they might as well not bother playing the rest of the games. That would be so ****ing agonizing, I wouldn't give a shit how they lose their final 2 out of 5 games.
Do I have to bring you back to reality again??
Myers with 2 K's in a scoreless 1st inning pitched. 8 more IP's alike to fulfill the prophecy.
Phillies will play a complete game and win this easily.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
I had my post blasting Billingsley for walking Utley and setting up Howard for a 2-run homer ready.
Ugh, why is Blake Dimwitt still in the lineup. Jeff Kent is being wasted on 1 at-bat per game.
Oops, did I say Blake Dimwitt? 'Cause I meant Matt Kemp. I haven't seen a less disciplined hitter since Howie Kendrick last week in the playoffs.
Brett Myers: beating you with his bat.
Our pitchers ****ing suck dick.
Well, at least Howard still can't hit the breaking ball.
Maybe he needs to find Buddha or practice voodoo
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Jayson Werthless with a double
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0