In light of an SI.com writer's suggestion that the Yankees can make a trade for Matt Kemp and offer Robinson Cano, whose on-base percentage was 20 points lower than that of Juan Pierre, it's all over the Yankees forums on the web. As if jealousy and stupidity aren't already a dangerous mix, their overrating of Cano is laughable.

Yeah, right, let us take a huge hit in VORP and payroll by replacing a solid all-around outfielder who isn't yet eligible for arbitration for a second baseman who can't play defense and has stopped hitting and is owed $27 million.