Yeah, I'm really not looking forward to the first game. Torre counters the Dbags' Dan Haren with Loaiza, and you know Haren wants revenge for DUIza being responsible for Billy Beane's current ban on liquor in the A's clubhouse. And Torre will bench Matt Kemp again because of the bullshit reason that Kemp can't hit power righties. What did Mr. Big Name Manager learn today? Juanita can't hit power righties, either!
So look for Chan Ho to make his 2008 season debut tomorrow as he mops up for Loaiza.