It sounds like a joke and it is a joke, but according to the lineup generator that Wally Mo Pena found that suggested that Scott Hatteberg bat leadoff, two of the three lineups that would generate the most runs (5.426) feature Pierre in the 3-hole. Of course, it's based off of last year's stats, so it doesn't take into account Andruw Jones' and Furcal's down years and the most important factor....the reality that Juan Pierre is just not very good.
Lineup Analysis