I would but I'm not Mr. Big Name Manager.
I would but I'm not Mr. Big Name Manager.
Write a letter to your local Congressman.
But my district is represented by a Congresswoman.
Slip her the one eyed wonder worm then.
Have fun in retirement Rudy even though I don't think you are done.Dodgers released RHP Rudy Seanez.
It's surprising, even though Seanez has amassed a 7.71 ERA in 4.2 innings this spring. He had a 3.79 ERA last season and was only owed $550,000 plus a $150,000 roster bonus, although he did have incentives that could have taken his deal up to $1.3 million. Before last season, the 16-year veteran had said he'd retire if he didn't make the Dodgers.
Rudy pitched all right last year. Sucks he got cut while Chan Ho is still on the team, but what are you gonna do.
Drink 5 daiquiris?
Pierre is unhappy about the possibility of being benched to start the season.
Hey, Juanita, get this. You suck. You can't hit, field, or throw, and haven't done a single thing in spring training to get your act together. Just be delighted that the only man who thinks you are worth a shit on the baseball field happens to be the G.M. of the Dodgers."If they want to go a different route," Pierre said, "I can live with it and I have to understand it but it's something I don't get."
Yeah no shit Juan! You knew going into spring training that Ethier and Kemp were fighting for starting jobs and you did nothing to prevent it! Hitting below .200 and having an OBP just over .200 sucks balls!!
So much for retirement.The Los Angeles Times reports that RHP Rudy Seanez has signed with the Phillies.
Seanez, who was released by the Dodgers last week, will reportedly be activated to the Phillies' major league roster prior to Wednesday's game. Seanez was knocked around this spring, and he'll struggle to put up numbers similar to his 3.79 ERA from last season, but he should provide cheap depth to a shaky Philadelphia pen. To clear space, Rule 5 pick Tim Lahey could be sent back to the Twins.
Dude should have stuck to his plan to enter the world of mixed martial arts.
Cro Cop would shit his pants if that were to happen.