Offseason plan

[realmofotalk]

1) Don't allow Bernie Lomax to touch Frank McCourt's checkbook with a 10-foot pole.

2) Make Andy LaRoche the permanent starting 3b and make Nomar the $10 million pinch-hitter. If he whines, who else is gonna care? Mia Hamm?

3) Keep Andre Ethier and his strong arm at right field and start Matt Kemp at left field, so Juan Pierre won't have competition for most dropped fly balls on the team. Gonzo goner.

4) If Jeff Kent is traded to Boston for Alex Cora, Delwyn Young is the starting 2b, not Tony Abreu or Alex Cora.

Bonus) Send a T-1000 to Tijuana in the year 1971 to prevent the birth of the future leader of beaners who steal paychecks, Esteban Loaiza.

[DirtyKash]

5) trade James Loney to the Padres for Trevor Hoffman

[browntown653]

6) trade Juan Pierre to the Long Island Ducks

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The Long Island Ducks want Pierre? They. can. have. him.