Dodgers sign Not Bryce Harper

[Slyder]

I should change the name of one of the non-themed prospects in Houston in MSL to "Not Bryce Harper"

You must spread some reputation around before giving more to Leo... Crap off I go!

[realmofotalk]

Classic Friedman 4 years for an injury waiting to happen. Dude has only come close to playing a full season once in his career, yet the nerds somehow think he's worth paying more to replace Puig while losing a first round pick in the process. I prepared myself for this to happen and yet it is still miserable.

Aaaand...he's about to land on the IL with an infection on the same elbow he had surgically repaired. I would be glad that Verdugo gets more playing time...except that Roberts is a dipshit who I just know will start Taylor and all his strikeouts every day over him.

[realmofotalk]

So glad the nerds passed on Bryce so they can sign Not-Bryce for his defense in center field, only to watch him consistently fuck up plays in center. 4 more years of this shit. This is passing on Greinke for Kazmir and McCarthy all over again.

[realmofotalk]

It says a lot that the team would rather go back to Joc as the regular centerfielder than the $60M man.

[realmofotalk]

Piece of shit. Fucking waste of money.

I prepared myself for this to happen and yet it is still miserable.

[BuckFoston]

Tampa is going to steal one tonight.

[realmofotalk]

Piece of shit. Fucking waste of money.

I prepared myself for this to happen and yet it is still miserable.

0-for-13, 11 K's. Go get hurt again, you ****.