Random Fantasy Football 2014 Rumblings

[Kingdom]

Greene is inactive even when he is active

[Witlon]

The Under 10% Team: Week 15
Total Week 14: 42
Total Season: 799

QB Derek Anderson (CAR) 3.5%
RB Bernard Pierce (BAL) 5.9%
RB Donald Brown (SD) 3.2% (Nothing exciting at RB, that's for sure.)
WR Kamar Aiken (BAL) 2.6%
WR Marqise Lee (JAC) 2.6%
TE Eric Ebron (DET) 2.0% (Fauria is OFTS, and he's had 20 yards in 4 straight games. I feel a TD coming.)
FLEX Marquess Wilson (CHI) 2.1%
DEF Titans (TEN) 4.5% (Don't like them, but GEEEEEEEE is the worst of the opponent QBs in this range.)
PK Connor Barth (DEN) 6.3%

Under 2% Team: Week 15
Total Week 14: 56
Total Overall: 725

QB Geno Smith (NYJ) 0.7% (Only choice again, but another good matchup.)
RB Marcel Reece (OAK) 0.8%
RB Mike Tolbert (CAR) 0.3%
WR Jeremy Kerley (NYJ) 0.3%
WR Nick Toon (NO) 0.1% (At least 40 yards or a TD since Cooks has been out. Fits well on this team.)
TE Ryan Griffin (HOU) 0.1% (Here's hoping they fall behind and can't use Fiedorowicz as much...)
FLEX Chris Hogan (BUF) 0.9% (Scored in 2 straight and I have a feeling Buffalo will fall behind.)
DEF Raiders (OAK) 0.6% (They did well last time they faced Alex, they can do it again, right? Right?)
PK Ryan Succop (TEN) 1.1%

[Kingdom]

Tough times when you have to go with 1 yard and Fall Down Brown

[Witlon]

Greene is inactive even when he is active

Eh, the matchup was great on paper, and it's not like Sankey has been lighting the world on fire.

I would've moved Antonio Andrews in there if I edited, and still got an 0, so it didn't matter.

[Kingdom]

Titans suck many ices

[Witlon]

Tough times when you have to go with 1 yard and Fall Down Brown

Eh, 5 catches last week, though, and Mathews is questionable. Worth a shot, even in tough times.

[Hammer]

100/10 semis:
wr2: golden tate at min or josh gordon vs cin
flex: one of them, joique bell at min or jeremy hill at cle [or knile davis at oak, if youre expecting a blowout]

thats about it this week... everything else is set and ready to go.

[Witlon]

I'm still going Gordon. Knowing the Vikings, they'll have Josh Robinson on Calvin.

I have Hill slightly ahead of Joique. The Lions tend to use their passing backs more against the Vikings.

[Kingdom]

Hill was a good play

[Witlon]

The Under 10% Team: Week 15
Total Week 15: 58
Total Season: 857

QB Derek Anderson (CAR) 16
RB Bernard Pierce (BAL) 3
RB Donald Brown (SD) 4
WR Kamar Aiken (BAL) 0 (He did score, though, fuck ESPN scoring.)
WR Marqise Lee (JAC) 1
TE Eric Ebron (DET) 1
FLEX Marquess Wilson (CHI) 7
DEF Titans (TEN) 8
PK Connor Barth (DEN) 18

Under 2% Team: Week 15
Total Week 15: 28
Total Overall: 753

QB Geno Smith (NYJ) 12
RB Marcel Reece (OAK) 0
RB Mike Tolbert (CAR) 0
WR Jeremy Kerley (NYJ) 0
WR Nick Toon (NO) 2 (40 yards again, but fumbled. FML)
TE Ryan Griffin (HOU) 1
FLEX Chris Hogan (BUF) 0
DEF Raiders (OAK) 1
PK Ryan Succop (TEN) 12

[Witlon]

Early this week, because I have Christmas stuff on Saturday, so I'll likely forget if I wait. Possible edits coming as injury reports come out, if I remember.

The Under 10% Team: Week 16
Total Week 15: 58
Total Season: 857

QB Kyle Orton (BUF) 9.2%
RB Bernard Pierce (BAL) 6.2% (Taliaferro is out for the year, and Forsett has workload concerns.)
RB Alfonso Smith (SF) 0.4%
WR Marquess Wilson (CHI) 2.5%
WR Marqise Lee (JAC) 2.5%
TE John Carlson (ARI) 0.4%
FLEX Andre Holmes (OAK) 5.4%
PK Connor Baarth (DEN) 6.7% (What does this guy have to do to get his owned percentage raised?)
DEF Titans (TEN) 7.3% (Facing the Jags is only a good thing.)


Under 2% Team: Week 16
Total Week 15: 28
Total Overall: 753

QB Jimmy Clausen (CHI) 0.0.%
RB Storm Johnson (JAC) 0.5%
RB Phillip Tanner (SF) 0.0%
WR Cole Beasley (DAL) 1.3%
WR Nick Toon (NO 0.2% (Still good for 40 yards a week.)
TE Brandon Myers (TB) 0.1%
FLEX Albert Wilson (KC) 0.0% (He's the one...he going to do it on Sunday.)
PK Sebastian Janikowski (OAK) 1.9% (Go Raiders go!)
DEF Jaguars (JAC) 1.3% (I have them in the Top 10 this week!)

[Witlon]

The Under 10% Team: Week 16
Total Week 16: 51
Total Season: 908

QB Kyle Orton (BUF) 21
RB Bernard Pierce (BAL) 0
RB Alfonso Smith (SF) 1
WR Marquess Wilson (CHI) 6
WR Marqise Lee (JAC) 6
TE John Carlson (ARI) 1
FLEX Andre Holmes (OAK) 7
PK Connor Barth (DEN) 3
DEF Titans (TEN) 6

Under 2% Team: Week 16
Total Week 16: 54
Total Overall: 807

QB Jimmy Clausen (CHI) 13
RB Storm Johnson (JAC) 0
RB Phillip Tanner (SF) 0
WR Cole Beasley (DAL) 8
WR Nick Toon (NO) 4
TE Brandon Myers (TB) 0
FLEX Albert Wilson (KC) 8
PK Sebastian Janikowski (OAK) 15
DEF Jaguars (JAC) 6

[Witlon]

Might as well finish it up. Maybe someone is playing in a daily league or something...

The Under 10% Team: Week 17
Total Week 16: 51
Total Season: 908

QB Theodore Bridgewater (MIN) 9.2% (Double digit fantasy points in 7 of his last 8.)
RB Devonta Freeman (ATL) 8.3%
RB Charles Sims (TB) 3.8% (No reason not give him 10+ touches, except Lovie being a dumbfuck.)
WR Marquess Wilson (CHI) 1.1% (7 and 6 points the last two weeks, gets a short DB or Josh Robinson covering him...slam dunk.)
WR Marqise Lee (JAC) 1.2% (Averaging 5 FPPG over his last 5. Worth a shot.)
TE Marcedes Lewis (JAC) 1.5% (Scored last week, and this list sucks.)
FLEX Robert Woods (BUF) 1.9% (7-75-1 last time he faced NE...?)
DEF Saints (NO) 3.6% (Josh McCown is still fucking awful. I hate you, Lovie.)
PK Connor Barth 9.7%

Under 2% Team: Week 17
Total Week 16: 54
Total Overall: 807

QB Chase Daniel (KC) 0.2% (The other choices are Geno, Lindley & Connor Shaw...)
RB Jacquizz Rodgers (ATL) 0.8% (He's starting...?)
RB Brandon Bolden (NE) 0.1% (I'm tempted to go with James White, but he's guaranteed to be active for Special Teams. Somebody's gotta touch the ball with Brady/Gronk/LaFell/Edelman being out/limited.)
WR Nick Toon (NO) 0.1% (Still 40 yards or a TD his last 5 games)
WR Albert Wilson (KC) 0.1% (Still KC's best WR. This is the week!)
TE Jace Amaro (NYJ) 0.5% (I don't know, really...)
FLEX Damian Williams (MIA) 0.2% (I'm starting Lamar Miller in a bunch of championship games. That's reason enough.)
DEF Jaguars (JAC) 1.1% (Case Keenum is worse than the other opponent QBs on this list.)
PK Sebastian Janikowski (OAK) 1.1% (Sparking a Raiders upset!)

[Kingdom]

Connor Shaw 4 lyf