So, my internet struck out more than Mark Reynolds last night. Coincidentally, I drafted Mark Reynold to honor the lack of awesome my internet had.
The Devil Wears Prado - Kingdom
My Favorite Jake Westbrook - Mission
cat scratch fever - catman
Adam Dunn for a Wooden Nickel - saber
Cuba Castros - Porter
Springfield Isotopes - Trendy Bastard
Buckfoston 4lyfe - well, duh, that's no mystery
Honey Nut Ichiros - General
Bottom Feeders - Buckcheeks
Team New Brunswick - Foster
Nevada Wolfpack - Giantsfanatic
Bobby Cano's Lips - hammer