March 31, 2009
The Kansas City Star
Page C1
Spring returns. The smell of hot dogs and fresh cut grass will once again exude from Kauffman Stadium as the Kansas City Royals hope to put an end to the string of losing seasons that has befallen the team. Over the off season, wealthy businessman Jerry Abramowitz, owner of Yellow Pencil Corp., bought the majority ownership in our own hometown team, and has made drastic changes. In Abramowitz' opinion, the team's main concern was that the players were too apathetic and didn't mind losing as long as they made their salaries. So, Abramowitz immediately fired both General Manager Dayton Moore, and more shockingly newly hired Manager Trey Hillman. Even more interestingly, Abramowitz replaced them with a move that more resembles a joke column than a Major League Baseball team. Yesterday, Kansas City Royals Fan Club Founder LJ Mills was named both General Manager and Manager.
As if that wasn't enough confusion within the organization, Mills promptly traded away many of the high paid players including Zach Greinke, Gil Meche, Jose Guillen, and others for a group of 8 high risk prospects from 3 different teams...and more importantly, for salary cap space. Since then, without a roster that would be able to take the field for opening day, Mills has convinced the commissioner's office to waive the age minimum, and has signed 11 highly touted High School Prospects. These ballplayers, all between the age 20 or younger will have the hopes and dreams of an entire city on their backs. Fortunately for them, the last 18 years or so have gotten most fans used to disappointment. Turn to page C4 for a Full Page Preview of the new Royals Roster