Interactive Baseball League

[Providence A's]

wait, you have no left-handed pitchers? sign me up to replace one of those bums you have listed in the 3 - 5 spot.

Name: John Mulder (not my real last name)
Height: 6"2
Weight: 200 lbs
Throws: Left
Bats: Right
Who does your batting stance resemble? N/A

(Grade yourself 1-10)
Contact: 4
Power: 5
Speed: 8
Glove: 9
Arm: 9

For Pitchers only:
Who does your delivery resemble? Mulder
Pitches (in order of how good they are): 2-seamer (sinking fast ball), 4-seamer, circle change, slurve if it's in there...if not curve
Fastball MPH (not real, in game): 89-92


high solid color socks to the knees, gray or black glove.

[bwitty24]

You know, she has a good point. Except those cost a dollar?

[Bon Bon]

My clubhouse stuff wouldn't be that expensive

Manicurist/Pedicurist: Only $100 per hour =)
Mirrors/Hairdryers: not expensive at all. Mirror: $60 Hairdryers: $50
Bubble Baths: $1000 each
Loofahs/Moisterizers: $50-$150
Jacoby Ellsbury Personal Clubhouse Servant Boy: Priceless (For Bon Bon)
Ryan Sweeney Personal Clubhouse Servant Boy: Priceless (For Hot Corner Gurl)

[hot_corner_gurl]

^ I'm liking the way you think girl.

[ljshorty89]

Thanks Prov. I'll create your character when I get home.

Bon Bon, You had me up until you got to the thousand dollar bubble baths. Come on now. We have to WIN before we can afford that. And when the majority of us will be making 20 million a year or more (not yet, but after ur first 3 years), its hard to afford. Please explain why these items are necessary, and I may be able to squeeze some of them in.

As I said. every player on this team is going to have high socks to the knees. I have also given every player cleats and mitts that are oriented based on team colors. If you have a problem with that, let me know, but I kinda like the look.

[Bon Bon]

I guess I could do without the bubble baths for now. I will use my own salary for one of those.

Manicurists/Pedicurist: Nails must be in good shape, you know what those cleats and mitts can do to nails.

Mirror/Hairdryers: After the game I am not going out of the clubhouse with a wet head. Mirror is to check my make-up between innings. You never know when some hot guy may be in the stands.

Loofahs/Moisterizers: See Manicures/Pedicures

Ellsbury/R.Sweeney Servant Boys: I think you already know.

[bwitty24]

Are you going to have to be taken out of the game every time you break a nail? That could be problematic don't you think?

[Bon Bon]

If I have have the right Manicures that won't be a problem.

[bwitty24]

ok, what if you get hit in the face and there is a really hot guy in the crowd? Will you have to get taken off to apply make up?

[Bon Bon]

Not untilbetween innings. I am tougher than that. Plus if the hot guys see me get hit in the face they might have sympathy for me and come to my rescue.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

even if he tries to come to your rescue, security would tackle him about 5 seconds after he jumps onto the field

[Bon Bon]

But I could meet him after the game.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

not really. he'd be thrown out or in jail

[Bon Bon]

More reason for me to go and bail him out. Now that would be romantic.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Haha you can keep thinkin that Bon Bon. I won't burst your bubble