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    Free Agent Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    Sign him now before he comes back, which is pretty soon, before the rest of the league tries picking him up?
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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    Only in Fantasy Guitar Hero, not Fantasy Baseball

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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    I hear this question every year.

    No.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    Even back in 1977? Damn.
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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyKash View Post
    Only in Fantasy Guitar Hero, not Fantasy Baseball

    Rumor has it, he's going out for Fantasy Rock Band camp to be a drummer.
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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    Rumor has it, he's going out for Fantasy Rock Band camp to be a drummer.
    He'll poke himself in the eye with the sticks!!!

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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    I bet he has a Nintendo Wii. He seems like the type that's had a Wii injury.
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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    Or his TV has.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    All the Wii home.
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    Re: Would you gamble on Zumaya?

    "AP

    DETROIT - Detroit Tigers reliever Joel Zumaya was re-injured during a rehab stint. Zumaya opted for a less than traditional approach to a rehab from an arm surgery by skipping minor league outings and sessions in favor of doing stretches while playing the latest Nintendo video game, Wii Fit. It is unknown exactly how Zumaya re-injured his arm while playing the popular exercise game but it is known that he will need immiedate and evasive arm surgery which gives him an expected return date of June 30th, 2011. When pressed for comment regarding how he is taking the latest setback Zumaya responded "It's really not as big of a deal as some are making it out to be, I fully expect to be able to play Wii Sports competitively after getting past the learning curve of switching the control to my other hand."

    Tigers management left no comment but has been in contact with several game developers to try to sell Dontrelle Willis as the cover athlete in a proposed retroactive game that would take place during the 2005 season, where Willis had an ERA roughly 1/5th of what he currently has in the 2008 season. According to several sources, they are seeking 30 million dollars for use of his services in such a capacity."

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