Week 17: Battle for Draft Order Supremacy

[HollywoodLeo]

C.Shorts sacked at JAC 15 for -5 yards (J.Crick).

Shorts?

[Witlon]

Shorts?

NFL.com sucks. Shorts threw the last TD pass and they forgot to change it...again.

[HollywoodLeo]

They're playing Stone Cold's theme in KC

[HollywoodLeo]

Disturbed now

I like KC's sound guy

[HollywoodLeo]

Of course this is going to be a catch that can be overturned.

[Witlon]

TEDDY CHANTS AT TCF!

[Prynce]

Flacco <3

[HollywoodLeo]

I want to say whatever, just get in on this play but this shit never works out that way.

[Witlon]

Dear Mike McCoy,

Throwing fades to 5'8'' WRs typically doesn't work.

Maybe you should try one of the tall ones.

Signed,
Witlon

[HollywoodLeo]

And of course we can't go two plays without somebody getting injured.

[HollywoodLeo]

Dear Mike McCoy,

Throwing fades to 5'8'' WRs typically doesn't work.

Maybe you should try one of the tall ones.

Signed,
Witlon

Dear Witlon,

The ball was right on the 5'8" WR's chest and he closed his hands too early.

Signed,

Somebody who watched the play

[HollywoodLeo]

Also, I'm pretty sure Mike McCoy doesn't micromanage the plays to the extent of telling the QB which WR to throw it to or how to throw it to him.

If anything, that faux email should have been directed at Rivers....or Frank Reich, since he is the playcaller and all.

[Prynce]

yay Chiefs!

[HollywoodLeo]

At least the other teams aren't helping KC out anymore.

[Witlon]

Ugh, fuck off Asiata.