NFL Week 16: Lindley, Keenum, Bears, OH SHIT

[schisno]

Maybe Houston rolls over now that they are eliminated.

[HollywoodLeo]

Houston isn't eliminated according to the playoff machine or CBS Sports standings page.

Granted they need a whole lot of shit to go their way, but they're still in.

[HollywoodLeo]

Right here

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/playoff...50&16=10554051

[schisno]

I thought if SD won tonight it would eliminate them.

[HollywoodLeo]

Apparently not.

The scenario I just ran has San Diego and Houston as the wildcards.

[Kingdom]

Well that scenario blows

[Witlon]

If it meant the Ravens and Steelers missing the playoffs, it wouldn't suck that bad.

Plus, if you're a Steelers fan, missing the playoffs probably means no more Todd Haley, and that's something to embrace!

[Witlon]

Joe Haden, Julian Edleman, LaGarrette Blount are out. Julio, Cam, Dropkins are active.

Still no word on Murray or TY for their 4PM games.

[Witlon]

NFL.com Fantasy Bold Predictions:

- Matt Ryan scores at least 20 fantasy points this week.
- Aaron Rodgers will score (only) 12 fantasy points.
- Dwayne Bowe will score 15 fantasy points this week. (And will score a TD)
- Tom Brady will score 30+ fantasy points.

[Witlon]

Jalen Saunders

[Witlon]

First Sunday Touchdowns: 2014 Edition:
Week 1: Lamar Miller(MIA) vs. NE (4 yard pass from Ryan Tannehill) [NFL.com]/ Martellus Bennett vs. BUF (12 yard pass from Jay Cutler) [RedZone Channel]
Week 2: Matt Asiata (MIN) vs. NE (25 yard pass from Matt Cassel)
Week 3: Don Carey (DET) vs. GB (40 yard fumble recovery return)
Week 4: Mike Evans (TB) vs. PIT (7 yard pass from Mike Glennon)
Week 5: Chris Maragos (PHI) vs. STL (10 yard blocked punt return)
Week 6: Torrey Smith (BAL) vs. TB (15 yard pass from Joe Flacco)
Week 7: Jordy Nelson (GB) vs. CAR (59 yard pass from Aaron Rodgers)
Week 8: Devonta Freeman (ATL) vs. DET (4 yard pass from Matt Ryan) [London]/ Lance Kendricks (STL) vs. KC (1 yard pass from Austin Davis) [1PM]
Week 9: Tyler Patman (DAL) vs. ARI (58 yard interception return of Carson Palmer)
Week 10: Frank Gore (SF) vs. NO (4 yard run)
Week 11: Larry Donnell (NYG) vs. SF (19 yard pass from Eli Manning)
Week 12: Josh Huff (PHI) vs. TEN (107 yard kick return)
Week 13: Kyle Rudolph (MIN) vs. CAR (4 yard pass from Theodore Bridgewater)
Week 14: Gerald Hodges (MIN) vs. NYJ (27 yard interception return of Geno Smith.)
Week 15: Kyle Arrington (NE) vs. MIA (61 yard blocked field goal return.)
Week 16: Mark Ingram (NO) vs. ATL (1 yard run)

[Witlon]

Asiatic spike!

[schisno]

Dolphins are turrible.

[Witlon]

Dolphins are turrible.

Don't jinx the pathetic Vikings defense with your negativity.

[schisno]

Witlon what do you think with these odds

NYG @ STL (-6.5)
BUF (-7.5) @ OAK
IND @ DAL (-3.5)
SEA (-8.0) @ ARZ
DEN (-4.0) @ CIN