NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

[Witlon]

Also...the best player in the NFL has signed and will return next week! Hammer jinxes all of our fantasy defenses! Teddy continues to disappoint Witlon! Mike Glennon remains a bad mother fucker! Ray Lewis murders the English language! Joe Buck returns to football!

All that and more...in just over 24 hours!

[Kingdom]

And Witlon had cocaine in his coffee!

[HollywoodLeo]

Hammer, which one of these tweets is you?

Eric Decker asks fans why they love the Jets; sadness, hilarity ensues - CBSSports.com

[Witlon]

The first one is definitely Hammer.

[Mach]

because normally drinking heavily at 1pm on a Sunday would make me feel like an alcoholic.

is my guess

[Hammer]

all of them. especially the masochist one.

[Witlon]

Panthers
QB Cam Newton 0-1
WR Kelvin Benjamin 18-0
TE Greg Olsen 1-2
DEF Carolina DST 0-4

Saints
QB Drew Brees 1-3
RB Mark Ingram 2-2
WR Marques Colston 0-2
WR Brandin Cooks 11-1
TE Jimmy Graham 4-1
DEF Saints DST 0-1

So bench Cooks and Benjamin safely, you know that Witlon's jinxing them.

[Witlon]

Ahhh, Drew Brees on the road. Always fun to watch.

[Mach]

really? He's not as good on the road.

[Witlon]

really? He's not as good on the road.

If he was at home, he'd probably have 3 TD passes by now and I'd be bored.

[Mach]

I'm already bored, think I'll take a nap

[Witlon]

Yay Brees.

You're awesome.

[Prynce]

Hammer, which one of these tweets is you?

Eric Decker asks fans why they love the Jets; sadness, hilarity ensues - CBSSports.com

It was all good seven weeks ago.

[Kingdom]

Jonangelo Stilliams is due for an injury

[Kingdom]

And I blame Thursday for turning Breesus and Cam into Matt Schaub and Matt Flynn