NFL 2014: Week 5 - Now with 100% less Dennis Allen!

[Hammer]

eli pulling a geno and running out of bounds for a loss of 3 instead of throwing it away.

[Witlon]

Randle is funny.

[Hammer]

rueben randle you suck. but thank you because i have donnell and jennings.

[Hammer]

what was that td dance from kendall wright


and theres rueben randle anyway. with a little more style on his td dance.

[Witlon]

Eekk, no more TD dances for Kendall Wright.

And fuck you, Eli, for not throwing to Donnell.

[Hammer]

demarco murray is hilarious. 4 lost fumbles in 5 weeks.

[Witlon]

demarco murray is hilarious. 4 lost fumbles in 5 weeks.

And he's so clearly their best player, they can't stop giving him the ball.

[Hammer]

austin davis is a ***. he couldve had that 1st if he went head first.

[Witlon]

Oooh, I don't wanna see that Ron Brooks play ever again.

[Hammer]

yeesh, poor ron brooks. that didnt even look that horrible on first look.

[Witlon]

Hey, Pierre Thomas is alive!

[Hammer]

whoo a catch AND a carry. he'll be shut down for the rest of the 1st half now.

[Witlon]

I'm convinced that there's a squirrel living in Ryan Fitzpatrick's beard.

[Hammer]

looks like his shoulder redzone guy.

[Hammer]

hooray for andrew luck interceptions