NFL 2014: Week 5 - Now with 100% less Dennis Allen!

[Hammer]

i cut reaves already... if youve been on the squad/practice squad since day one, and theyre still gonna split your looks with a guy they just signed out of foot locker this week, youre probably a bum. at least sankey should start seeing an uptick in touches, even if it doesnt start this week. and for the future at least ill have joique bell getting better matchups/recovering from the concussion, soon.

[Witlon]

Witlon's teams now feature the Packers D in 2 leagues, replacing the Browns as my low end stream-of-the-week.

(I forgot to check my teams Wednesday morning, so I likely missed out on some better Ds due to laziness.)

[Hammer]

pierre thomas inexplicably dropping to 4th on the saints depth chart really killed me in that league. every other league i can deal with it, but that was on the one league i tried the zero-rb strategy... calvin, aj, jeffery and julius in the first 4 rounds... and now im scrambling to get rbs every week. while still being the highest scoring team in the league.

needless to say, ill never do the zero-rb thing again.

[Witlon]

i cut reaves already... if youve been on the squad/practice squad since day one, and theyre still gonna split your looks with a guy they just signed out of foot locker this week, youre probably a bum. at least sankey should start seeing an uptick in touches, even if it doesnt start this week. and for the future at least ill have joique bell getting better matchups/recovering from the concussion, soon.

Well, yeah, Sankey is a much better play than Reeves, anyway. Reeves is a hail mary play, basically. Ogbannaya in PPRs will probably score a bit more, too.

[Witlon]

I gotta get my shower. I'll probably need another one at half time to wipe the Ponder stench off me, but I wanna watch some John O'Korn during halftime.

[Trendy Bastard]

Lame. I was actually looking forward to seeing Teddy

[Hammer]

we all were. in a morbid way though, im just as excited for ponder.

[Witlon]

we all were. in a morbid way though, im just as excited for ponder.

I'll say this...if Ponder wins this game tonight, I will buy a Ponder jersey next year when the price drops!

[Witlon]

Hmmm, Kevin Kolb black Cardinals jersey for 20 bucks...

[Witlon]

Nice, no X on third down. This is going to suck.

[Witlon]

Wow. Nice stop D...come on Sherrels, PR TD!

[Hammer]

shouldve loaded up on the packers d in all leagues...

[Witlon]

Just thinking out loud, but wouldn't Week 5 be without Dennis Allen even if he didn't get fired?

[Hammer]

ok, i got caught up in reading breaking madden, which i had never heard of until about 20 minutes ago, but it was hilarious to me. now i can fully invest in this potential disaster.

[Witlon]

Aye.