NFL 2014: Week 5 - Now with 100% less Dennis Allen!

[Trendy Bastard]

Stop fucking fumbling

[Hammer]

oof, if rashean mathis gets a pick 6 on you, you might be awful. rashean mathis hasnt been good in 10 years.

[Witlon]

Toldja so on PT.

[Hammer]

YOU CAN BE THE PTBRUISER AGAIN!

for a week.

[Witlon]

oof, if rashean mathis gets a pick 6 on you, you might be awful. rashean mathis hasnt been good in 10 years.

He was good last year, and he's been really good this year, actually.

[Hammer]

shut up you.

[Hammer]

although i guess that makes sense, cornerbacks tend to get better when you have a defensive line that wreaks havoc.

[Witlon]

Is Locker still in, seriously?

And did Justin Hunter really just catch a pass?

I think NFL.com is drunk.

[Witlon]

Good work, Alshon.

[Hammer]

alshon you so awesome

[Witlon]

Now DotCom is saying that Shonn Greene had a 7 yard run. Are we in some alternate universe?

[Hammer]

i wish nfl.com fantasy leagues would update quicker. i need to know the projections after alshons td!

[Hammer]

why are all my qbs awful today. stafford and luck.

[Hammer]

run the ball with bishop sankey!

[Witlon]

Man, Justin Hunter is so good when he actually catches the ball.