NFL 2014: Week 1

[Hammer]

he was down twice on that play...

[Kingdom]

That was a waste of 30 seconds. Go back home random cracker

[Prynce]

Fantasy back up and running.

[Mach]

when i smoked bud, i used to spend hours and hours reading about unsolved murders, and serial killers and the like. just because reading, smoking weed and losing like 5 hours at a time all went so well together. but i hadnt read up on jack the ripper in a long long time, i just happened to catch it a couple hours ago and started reading into it again.

I used to read about those because I have no friends and could only masturbate at most 8 times a day while not working or going to school.

I was hoping for one of the seemingly normal special insane folks as opposed to the "well, he was definitely batshit" guys.

[Prynce]

aaron kosminski. they said they extracted dna from the shawl of the 2nd to last murder, and it contained dna from the murdered girl, and they matched a strand of dna 100% to the genetic line of kosminski. and supposedly in memoirs found, a guy named "kosminski" was named in a constable or twos notes as the main suspect. or some such... i only really started reading into it again in the last 15 minutes. just search aaron kosminski.

Now do we trust the legitimacy of it is the question.. Hard to solve a murder that happened over a century ago I would think

[Prynce]

I used to read about those because I have no friends and could only masturbate at most 8 times a day while not working or going to school.

I was hoping for one of the seemingly normal special insane folks as opposed to the "well, he was definitely batshit" guys.

I was hoping for the guy that was a freemason that loony theorists like to use when conspiring about freemasonry.

[Hammer]

if the guy says the dna proves it, it proves it. short of me figuring out how to test dna myself, i wouldnt know how to disprove it. it pays to be a little skeptical about these things, but i dont doubt that if it was quasi well preserved, that dna could remain in the shawl. its no different than them finding murders from the 60s and 70s really, which theyre still doing nowadays. time doesnt really kill dna like that, unless everything is mishandled.

[Hammer]

it would be real cute if montee could get a garbage td here.

[Kingdom]

You know it's OJs day when he fumbles and Denver gets an additional few yards in recovering it.

[Hammer]

im already tired of this johnny snickers commercial. i probably wouldnt mind it as much if they had used another real player... josh gordon seems like he eats snickers a lot.

[Hammer]

that helps. i wouldnt have minded demaryius getting in... but i need the montee td more.

[Hammer]

WHOO MONTEE!

[Lynch]

Kind of amazing that over the years, the Vikes have had some pretty damn decent and versatile wideouts, but today was the first time that a WR has ever rushed for 100+ in a game.

[Kingdom]

im already tired of this johnny snickers commercial. i probably wouldnt mind it as much if they had used another real player... josh gordon seems like he eats snickers a lot.

it's ok, here's icky woods for you

[Kingdom]

Or the thing that ate icky