NFL 2014: Week 1

[Hammer]

awesome lame joke about haseans name guys. youre so witty and cutting edge.

[Kingdom]

"I see Clinton Dicks" ..a phrase that won't be said enough now

[Witlon]

I yearn for the awesomeness of Mike Mayock.

[Hammer]

free points for hauschka thanks to mike daniels.

[Hammer]

I yearn for the awesomeness of Mike Mayock.

i yearn for the less awfulness of mike mayock.

[Kingdom]

Mike Mayock sees Clinton Dicks I bet

[Witlon]

So Eisen calls Seattle a "sound garden" on the pregame and there's Soundgarden as a bumper. Coincidence?

[Hammer]

mebane ignoring cal roots too

[Witlon]

HAMMER! QUIT CHOKING YOUR CHICKEN AND GET BACK HERE!

[Witlon]

mebane ignoring cal roots too

So only Richard Rodgers admitted he went there. That's awesome.

[Hammer]

thats gonna be catch interference, no?

if not... hammer jinx working wonders!

[Witlon]

Nope, Richard Sherman's a tard.

[Hammer]

why is carroll playing thomas AND sherman on punt returns. i like both guys, but it would serve them right if one of them tears an acl or something.

[Kingdom]

Hammer is no longer my lord and savior. Fucking meth head.

[Hammer]

whos the real meth head. the meth head, or the guy who listens to the meth head?