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    Re: NFL 2014: Week 1

    pretty sure calvin felt bad as to how atrocious the raiders look on offense, and just wanted to get a couple more cracks on defense. we're all on the same page that the raiders are the worst team in football, right? even you slyder, couldnt possibly take anything positive out of this debacle. the only thing i take as a jet fan out of this, is that we're less pathetic on offense than the raiders.

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    Re: NFL 2014: Week 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Witlon View Post
    Mike Tomlin looks like he's going to Ray Lewis someone.
    so...mindless preach or shoot somebodaaay in da club?
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    MOTHAFUCKIN JUSTIN FORSETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

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    Re: NFL 2014: Week 1

    offense:
    d'brickashaw ferguson - holding [10 yds, on a made field goal]
    brian winters - false start [5 yds]
    nick mangold -
    willie colon - holding [10 yds, on a 6 yard run gain], false start [5 yds], personal foul facemask [15 yds, on a -2 yard run]
    breno giacomini -

    eric decker - holding [10 yds, on an 8 yard pass gain], off. pass interference [10 yds, on a 19 yard pass gain]
    jeff cumberland - holding [10 yds, declined, on a 19 yard sack]

    defense:
    demario davis - offsides [5 yds, on 3rd and 6]
    calvin pace - roughing the passer [15 yards, on an incomplete pass on 3rd and 4]
    darrin walls - pass interference [10 yard spot foul]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
    so...mindless preach or shoot somebodaaay in da club?
    I was thinking the latter...but the former would probably be more funny.

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    Glad to see Matt Ryan is back from his one year sabbatical
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witlon View Post
    Why? So Pierce can have a big game next week? Fuck all the Ravens.
    10 carries for 63 yards and a touchdown tells me Forsett starts.

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    Metric shit ton of injuries already. Week 8, we'll be scrambling for Brian Quick
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    Re: NFL 2014: Week 1

    Mike Tomlin, balls.
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    Re: NFL 2014: Week 1

    BRAD WING IS PITTSBURGH'S BEST QB!

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    awesome fake punt. good job having balls pittsburgh, after you totally collapsed this game away.

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    Re: NFL 2014: Week 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Witlon View Post
    BRAD WING IS PITTSBURGH'S BEST QB!
    that was robert golden wasnt it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witlon View Post
    BRAD WING IS PITTSBURGH'S BEST QB!
    Ehh, he didn't throw it. Fuck you, CBS for making me wrong.

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    benched Ertz for Reed. Fuck my fucking life.


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    Re: NFL 2014: Week 1

    Justin Brown can go Ray Rice himself
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