The Professional. Has a great ring to it.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
I approve of all this.
2072 MSL Gold Glove Winner
For Archiving Purposes...
The Running List of First Sunday Touchdowns, 2013 Edition:
Week 1: Adrian Peterson (MIN) v. DET (78 yard run.)
Week 2: Cordarrelle Patterson(MIN) v. CHI (105 yard kick return)
Week 3: Adrian Peterson (MIN) v. CLE (2 yard run)
Week 4: Mike Williams (TB) v. ARI (6 yard pass from Mike Glennon)
Week 5: David Wilson (NYG) v. PHI (5 yard run)
Week 6: Nick Foles (PHI) v. TB (4 yard run)
Week 7: Captain Munnerlyn (CAR) v. STL (45 yard interception return of Sam Bradford)
Week 8: Frank Gore (SF) v. JAC (19 yard run)
Week 9: Shonn Greene (TEN) v. STL (5 yard run)
Week 10: Terrelle Pryor (OAK) v. NYG (1 yard run)
Week 11: Danny Noble (JAC) v. ARI (62 yard pass from Chad Henne)
Week 12: Tavon Austin (STL) v. CHI (65 yard run)
Week 13: Zach Ertz (PHI) v. ARI (6 yard pass from Nick Foles)
Week 14: Bobby Rainey (TB) v. BUF (80 yard run)
Week 15: Griff Whalen (IND) v. HOU (14 yard pass from Andrew Luck)
Week 16: BenJarvus Green-Ellis (CIN) v. MIN (4 yard run)
Week 17: Jonathan Grimes (HOU) v. TEN (3 yard run)
The Running List of First Sunday Touchdowns in 2012:
Week 1: Julio Jones(ATL) v. KC (8 yard pass from Matt Ryan)
Week 2: Pacman Jones(CIN) v. CLE (81 yard punt return)
Week 3: AJ Green(CIN) v. WAS (73 yard pass from Mohamed Sanu)
Week 4: Percy Harvin(MIN) v. DET (105 yard kick return)
Week 5: Trent Richardson(CLE) v. NYG (15 yard run)
Week 6: Jermaine Gresham(CIN) v. CLE (55 yard pass from Andy Dalton)
Week 7: Tiquan Underwood(TB) v. NO (13 yard pass from Josh Freeman)
Week 8: Chris Givens(STL) v. NE (50 yard pass from Sam Bradford)
Week 9: Ray Rice(BAL) v. CLE (8 yard run)
Week 10: Danario Alexander(SD) v. TB (80 yard pass from Philip Rivers)
Week 11: Larod Stephens-Howling(ARI) v. ATL (3 yard run)
Week 12: Lawrence Timmons(PIT) v. CLE (53 yard interception return of Brandon Weeden)
Week 13: Lestar Jean(HOU) v. TEN (54 yard pass from Matt Schaub)
Week 14: Jamaal Charles(KC) v. CLE (80 yard run)
Week 15: Michael Turner(ATL) v. NYG (1 yard run)
Week 16: Michael Spurlock(SD) v. NYJ (63 yard punt return)
Week 17: Chris Johnson(TEN) v. JAC (2 yard run)
Last edited by Witlon; 09-02-2014 at 04:51 PM.
add the safeties
2072 MSL Gold Glove Winner
Michael Spurlock? Super Size Me director played football???
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Didn't see any in Week 17, so...
Week Team Opp
1 PIT TEN [reynaud kneels in endzone]
1 NYJ TB [freeman fumbles out back of endzone]
1 JAX KC [blocked punt by jt thomas]
1 PHI WASH [cole tackles morris]
2 HOU TEN [mays tackles c. johnson]
2 SEA SF [holding on b. miller in endzone]
5 SEA IND [blocked punt by kearse]
5 ARZ CAR [campbell sacks newton]
6 SF ARZ [lemonier sacks palmer]
7 STL CAR [sims tackles tolbert]
7 IND DEN [mathis sacks p. manning]
9 MIA CIN [wake sacks dalton]
10 JAX TEN [holding on warmack in endzone]
10 TB MIA [david tackles d. thomas]
13 DET GB [suh sacks flynn]
13 JAX CLE [weeden kicks the ball out back of endzone]
14 ARI STL [abraham sacks clemens]
15 IND HOU [brown recovers fumble in endzone]
16 DET NYG [fairley sacks e. manning]
16 PHI CHI [thornton tackles forte]
Courtesy of Mr. Hammer. (He's not an MC.)
But he's still an o g
Broncos claim Welker cleared to practice this week and moments later it was announced that Welker is suspended 4 games for amphetamine use
Holy shit that's epic. Manny Sanders may actually amount to something now
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Who's the token number 4 on the depth chart that'll vulture a few TDs and send everyone in a panic?
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Andre Caldwell or Cody latimer
Andre Caldwell!!
MSL - Chicago Cubs - 14 seasons 1,243-1,025. .548% 5 division titles TSL - New York/Boston - 1 season 1,026-756 .576%. 5 division titles
Sooooo the story leaking right now is Welker was on Molly at the Kentucky Derby and it was cut with amphetamines. This shit is insane
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0