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Published on 02-27-2009 02:05 AM
Let’s face it, if America was a party, it would suck at this moment. Money is tight so the grub would likely be generic brand and a few days past expiration and the keg would be missing so you would likely have to hit the water tap instead. Your party hosts are not optimists but realists and would set an appropriate somber tone with the music to be played, all public domain songs of course. If this wasn’t
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