Bryce Harper, aka The Asshole.

[Kingdom]

This probably explains why he wasn't the leader for me in TPSL. Or not.

Got to love this blurb about him:

Scouts say 17-year-old Bryce Harper is more talented than Ken Griffey Jr.(notes) or Alex Rodriguez(notes) at the same age.
They also say, in short, that Harper is a big jerk.

Awesome! Is there any way we could just have the yankees pick first and be done with it?

Scouting report on Bryce Harper glows until it comes to attitude - Big League Stew - MLB Blog - Yahoo! Sports

[realmofotalk]

forget his OPS. I'm raving over his DPS (douchebag plus surly percentage, or alternatively, dipshit percentage)

[Foster]

Big Ben wants to talk to this fellow. Needs a new member of his posey.

[GiantsFanatic]

He's roider, how else do you expect him to be?

[Kingdom]

Big Ben wants to talk to this fellow. Needs a new member of his posey.

His posey? James?

[Foster]

A pocket full of...

[Kingdom]

Rosie?

[redsfan28]

Good luck with that Nats. I guarantee he won't take too kindly to being in AAA for 2 to 3 months like Strasburg.

I could see Harper tell the Nats that if he isn't an opening day starter, he will go into a Derek Bell-like "Operation Shutdown"

Honestly, Harper could be the best thing to happen to baseball. His douchebaggery will single-handedly make everyone forget how much of a douche Milton Bradley is.

[DirtyKash]

Haha

[realmofotalk]

I'm starting to like this kid. He may be a douche, but there's nothing phony about him. He kiss nobody's ass. There will be no fake heartwarming stories written about his stature, passion and grit, or how he likes to choke up the bat.