Ask Hal: Think the Reds will get Billy Sunday?
By Hal McCoy
Dayton Daily News
QUESTION — I am somewhat of a baseball fan, but more of a psychologist and I wonder about this guy Dave from Centerville. There's a lot of pent up anger, not to mention your tough love approach to him. I have a feeling this Dave is actually Dave Miley's alter ego and your column is the only way he can express his true feelings. — Rod, Boca Raton, Fla.
ANSWER — The only similiarity is the first name. One is Mr. Negative and the other is Mr. Positive. One knows nothing about baseball and the other knows everything. One dislikes all baseball players and the other likes them all. To one, sadly, I owe dinner and to the other I owe thanks for his baseball knowledge. The Centerville City Council, by the way, has passed a resolution that I refrain from using "Dave" and "Centerville" in the same sentence.
Q — Just off the AP Wire, "Billy Sunday, OF, Chicago White Sox, has cleared waivers." Think the Reds will get him? Not a prayer, eh? — Craig, Dayton.
A — You are, of course, referring to me asking Dave from Centerville to name a baseball player he likes and he answered with a description of The Man from Galilee. Billy Sunday, the major-leaguer turned evangelist, wouldn't qualify with Dave. Mr. Sunday talked too much.
Q — I see that Ken Griffey Jr. was in the starting lineup in six of the first eight games. That's even better than Barry Larkin. — Dave, Centerville.
A — Dave, you flunked your homework assignment two weeks ago when asked to name a baseball player you like. Now you flunked math without taking a test. If Griffey maintains his pace, he'll play in 108 games. Last season, Larkin played in 111 games. You might ask, 'Well, what's the difference?' Answer: Three.
Q — At the end of an inning, why does someone toss the first baseman a baseball from the dugout? Does this serve any real purpose other than making sure he's paying attention? — Jason, Dayton.
A — Aren't you the observant fellow. The ball tossed to the first baseman is one used by him to throw grounders to the infielders between innings. Boston fans say they didn't do that with Bill Buckner because he couldn't catch it. Reds first baseman Sean Casey receives the ball from coach Randy Whisler, "And if we had a scoreless inning I keep it and use it. If we give up runs, I throw it into the stands."
Q — Do you know what the definition of insanity is? It is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, the way the Reds are doing with Ken Griffey Jr. Eat the contract if we have to or switch him to the American League. — Lonnie, Delhi
A — My definition of insanity is eating in the Reds media dining room and paying $7 for that stuff. As for Griffey, we're two weeks into the season and he is hitting .280. Yes, he still is feeling his way around with that repaired leg, but if I had three screws holding my hamstring together I'd be careful eating barbecued Fritos in my La-Z-boy recliner.
Q — I am disappointed in Ken Griffey Jr.'s effort because he is playing not to hurt himself more than trying to win. If the team is telling him to hold back, it should play Wily Mo Pena more until Griffey gives full effort. — Ron, Washington, D.C.
A — Hey, Ron. Can the Reds have Jose Guillen back from the Washington Nationals? Just kidding. The Reds don't need any more holes in the wall of their plush clubhouse. No, they don't want Griffey to risk anything yet. And he is trying. He always tries. Nobody feels it more than he does and after he pinch-hit in St. Louis and grounded into a double play he said after the game, without being asked, "I stink." Nobody argued, but he won't stink for long.
Q — Do you think manager Dave Miley is doing too much tinkering with the Reds lineup and is that good for the Reds? — Andy, Westerville.
A — After they way they played in Houston last weekend, I would have drawn names from a hat to make out the batting order. When the Reds left town, the Houston Sanitation Department billed them for cleaning up the litter they left on the base paths. It is early and Miley is trying to find a combination that clicks. Putting Joe Randa at clean-up made sense and when he dropped Austin Kearns to sixth he hit a game-winning three-run homer in St. Louis. I understand when he was a kid Miley was a child prodigy with Tinker Toys.
Q — During spring training, Adam Dunn said he was going to steal more bases thisyear, so when is he going to start become a big thief? — Bill, West Point, N.Y.
A — An old baseball man, probably Yogi Berra, once said, "You can't steal first base." Of course, it was Yogi who said, "When you come to the fork in the road, take it." As of Friday, Dunn had only five hits — two homers, a double and a triple. Only one single and two walks. . .just three opportunities to burglarize. When Dunn does come to that fork in the road, he'll take it.