I know it doesn't matter how far you hit them, but at the same time, Neyer had this to say about the 2005 season:
• Alex Rodriguez hit the longest home run (485 feet) in the American League last season, but Travis Hafner owns the next three spots on the list: 477, 474, and 471. And believe it or not, the two longest home runs in the major leagues last season -- 492 feet and 490 feet -- were both hit (and I mean hit) by Wily Mo Pena.
Man, if Wily can figure out what he's doing at the plate, he'll be unstopable.