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    Reds 2015 Reds Jokes!

    Good news!

    The Reds have less loses than the UK men's basketball team!

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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    Kevin Gregg Played in 12 games last year.... 9 total Innings and had a 10.00 ERA...

    Make him the setup man... REDS LOGIC.

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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by zodious View Post
    Kevin Gregg Played in 12 games last year.... 9 total Innings and had a 10.00 ERA...

    Make him the setup man... REDS LOGIC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HafDawg2003 View Post
    Oh Zod.
    What????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyder View Post
    Toddfather to the Rescue!
    The "ask Marty" question just before that was, what player has taken over the leadership of this team.

    Both Marty and the cowboy said Todd... then he does that! AWESOME FORSHADOWING.

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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    Is there any way to be any dumber than the Reds 9th inning? Cards send in their "closer" who immediately throws 9 balls in a row then BP doesn't even make him throw a strike by trying to bunt?

    I didn't think it was possible to be any more dumber than last year... They found a way to top themselves in making the most anti-sabr/dumber roster. From bullpen construction to the lineup.

    I was wrong on Brian Price, the guy is a good pitching coach but a HORRIBLE manager.
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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    Good Pitching Coach wouldn't let the Bullpen blow every game.

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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by zodious View Post
    Good Pitching Coach wouldn't let the Bullpen blow every game.
    and again

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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    This is why you don't spend a ton of money on pen help. They have extremely short shelf life with almost no exception. Jumbo is the most disappointing of the bunch IMO thus far but you had to know that keeping Kevin Gregg was going to burn you. Manny Parra is the type of guy you try and sell high on not give multi year deals to.
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    I have my Halloween Costume ready for this year already!

    I'm going as the Reds Bullpen....

    There is seriously nothing more Terrifying right now!

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    Who knows what would have happened if the ump didn't gift Chapman those two strikes on Olt.

    Probably a strikeout still, but I'm just sayin.
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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    But thats none of my business.... LOL

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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    Reds have now played 17 games this season....

    The bullpen has given up at least one run in 13 of them....

    At least the reds found their scape goat early this year...

    WTF KEVIN GREGG!

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    Re: 2015 Reds Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by zodious View Post
    Reds have now played 17 games this season....

    The bullpen has given up at least one run in 13 of them....

    At least the reds found their scape goat early this year...

    WTF KEVIN GREGG!
    And J.J. Hoover.
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