Ross to DL, Jorgensen expected to be called up

[CincyRedsFan30]

Per several places.

Rumor has it Bonds will be hiding in the back of the clubhouse with a needle in hand to give Ryan some pre-game "medication" to "calm his nerves" before the longest big league stint he'll likely ever have.

[brewersfan19]

Pretty nasty collison yesterday with Ross and Cameron. Ah, the life of a catcher. I could NEVER, EVER do their job.

[redsrbetter]

So the guy is still trying to play ball afterall. What was his alias on that steroid site?

[Slyder]

Wow what a way to make a great 1st impression.

[brewersfan19]

Hey, if your Reds keep playing the way they have been, you are going to be right back into the thick of things. As this Brewer fans says to you Reds fans, You Are Welcome! hahaha. IF your Reds win tonight you will pick up yet another game. And the way the Reds score runs, you will be facing basically a AA minor league pitching staff.

[brewersfan19]

If you guys hang on tonight, only 9.5 games out! ANd the way the Brewers are playing and you guys coming in hot, who knows? Weirder things have happened in baseball. It ticks me off that it is involving the Brewers collapsing, but it is what us Brewer fans have come to live with in our baseball life.

[CincyRedsFan30]

Dear Barry,

Thanks for giving me the double injections before the game. I think they provided the extra boost to actually allow me to hit a major league home run. If you can drop by more often, I might actually be able to hang around on a major league roster as a fringe player. Cheating is the best. We both should know!

I'm trying to avoid letting the home run give me a "big head" about my talent level, but based on how those injections work for you, I suspect my head size will increase regardless. Oh well, whatever works!

Thanks again for your help and I will be contacting you soon when I go into a slump.

Regards,

Ryan Jorgensen