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    White Sox Melky signs with the White Sox

    Thanks Siri for continuing to try to change Melky to Milky every time. Anyways, Chicago just doing more work. Melky Cabrera to White Sox: Latest Contract Details, Comments, Reaction | Bleacher Report
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    Re: Melky signs with the White Sox

    Damnit. Seattle reportedly offered a 3 year deal.
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    Re: Melky signs with the White Sox

    Just trade us Walker and stuff and you can have Upton!
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    Re: Melky signs with the White Sox

    Siri thought they signed the guy from Me, Myself, and Irene

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    Re: Melky signs with the White Sox

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
    Just trade us Walker and stuff and you can have Upton!
    Nah, you can trade him to San Diego
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    TBLArizona Diamondbacks2005-20181,216-1,0531963
    TSSLSan Diego Padres2015-2021, 2024-20281,017-9280732
    TSSLTexas Rangers2029-2033396-4140000

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    Re: Melky signs with the White Sox

    Walker should stay in Seattle....
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    Re: Melky signs with the White Sox

    Let's do it Leo.
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