Originally Posted by
Boris13c
The Chicago Cubs suck major ass. Have throughout their entire misbegotten history, and always will. This suck factor is a given, and a source of amusement to most.
Now the cocksuckers have upped their suck factor by being poor sports.
In the White Sox vs Flubs game yesterday, White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski had a collision at the plate with Flubs catcher Michael Barrett. No big deal, as it looked like many other plays at the plate in many other games. As the throw got away from Barrett, Pierzynski slapped the plate for emphasis. Barrett, seemingly an easily offended candyass, then slugged Pierzynski, resulting in a bench clearing brawl.
Flub shitsucking first baseman John Mabry decided to get into it, and promptly got his ass kicked (may have broken a rib or 2) by White Sox centerfielder Brian Anderson. Pierzynski, Barrett, Mabry and Anderson were all ejected.
If I were Ozzie Guillen, I would make cocksucking wimp Michael Barrett a target for abuse for the rest of the season, for however many games they may be playing against each other.
I think Barrett's ribs would absorb a 100+ mph Bobby Jenks fastball quite nicely.