Geoff Baker tweets this:
LinkI'm hearing that Bay has been telling his former Pirates teammates he'd stand on his head and sing on E. Martinez Way to play for M's. 9:31 PM Dec 6th from web
For D. Cameron, I'm hearing Bay'd twist himself into a pretzel, roll in salt, get a mustard squirt and sell himself for $5.99 at Safeco. 9:37 PM Dec 6th from web
Oh yeah, Bay also reads the Seattle Times. But only Larry Stone from now on. 9:38 PM Dec 6th from web