5 mil for every extra post this joke goes beyond it being funny
1 mill bonus for each time CJ denies his bias/man crush on Varitek.
I think for that, it needs to be upped to 3 million
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Scott Boras could get that bonus up to 7 million
If Drew Rosenhaus was a baseball agent, he'd get it up to 15.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Drew Rosenhaus could get ME a contract in the NFL...
...almost
For Oakland, yeah, you'd either be their new WR or the guy that picks out Jamarcus Russell's training bras.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Boston is really screwing the pooch here. They have all the power while Varitek has none. They are caving in for no reason.
They put a deadline on his decision. He definitely should have taken arbitration, he DEFINITELY would have gotten more than 5 million per.