The House of Porterhouse Slants

9. Did people realize that Livan Hernandez just had his best start to a season since most of us were high school?

8. While we are at it, Scott Posednik leads the ML in batting average?!? More reasons to support Zito's blog.

7. The Rays decided to rape and pillage Boston this past week. While I think eventually the Sox will get back on track. Might I repeat the Yanks started 10-18 in 2009 and we know that result.

6. The Rockies got a no-hitter before the Mets. I wonder if DK had that prop bet. Speaking of the Mets....

5. The Mess and Crapinals decided to put together a series of events that led to Felipe Lopez sporting a 0.00 ERA and reminded us of the Mid 90's Cavs games.

4. The Jays returned to their normal state like Festus hearing a bell ring. Will the A's be next?

3. Jon Rauch and David Aardsma have combined for 11 saves this season in 11 tries. Okay, Who thought this would happen? Anyone.

2. The Marlins could be a good team when all their youth comes together. Much like the Zombie Sonics.

1. Live it now Natinal fans, all 3 of you, your team has more wins than the Red Sox after week 2!