2015-2016 NBA Shenanigans

[Hammer]

they talk about porzingis like hes gonna make any impact this season. or even next season.

[Kingdom]

"Is Greg Monroe the answer?" "Possibly".......

[Hammer]

what a ringing endorsement for monroe that was.

so much for the promise to rondae from toronto.

[Hammer]

coming up: phil jackson interview

oh that should be fun to hear him say nothing for 10 minutes. why do they even bring these guys in, do they expect anything good to come of it? "well, to be perfectly honest, i was sipping on my 12th tequila sunrise of the day, and isiah called me up and told me he loved this porziggy guy... so i took him. who cares, they already paid me."

[Kingdom]

"Basketball is everything to Jahlil".....and pizza, ice cream, donuts

[Hammer]

i loved the tyus jones fit so much for dallas.... so they took justin anderson. sure.

[Kingdom]

coming up: phil jackson interviewoh that should be fun to hear him say nothing for 10 minutes. why do they even bring these guys in, do they expect anything good to come of it? "well, to be perfectly honest, i was sipping on my 12th tequila sunrise of the day, and isiah called me up and told me he loved this porziggy guy... so i took him. who cares, they already paid me."

im gonna go watch a pot of water boil.

[Hammer]

im gonna go watch a pot of water boil.

"top upside in the draft, hes got a good family. hes working at the game. we realize hes gonna be a year away."

fantastic. did anyone tell phil that we dont have our first round pick next year, so tanking again doesnt do anything for us?

[Hammer]

the only good thing i got out of that interview was that phil said we're gonna get back in the draft again.

[Kingdom]

Phil Jackson: "Triangle for Kristaps? How about a gym for Carmelo, huzzah burn bitch" "I'm banging someone a lot younger than me, I'm rich as fuck, and the twats in NY are paying me to do shit like tweet insults at current players. Suck it"

[Hammer]

oh man, i hope connaughton goes in the first round. that would be so fantastic.

[Hammer]

i love how logic is thrown totally out the window in the nba draft. with all the shit that all of these guys just talked... the bulls went bpa and took bobby portis. i have to imagine theres a trade in the works here.

[Kingdom]

Moar bigs for Bulls

[Hammer]

i love that they list portis as a sf too. theres NO WAY this guy is a 3... hes a nasty guy, definite 4.

[Kingdom]

Booby Port is so underrated