College Basketball

[Hammer]

doug mcdirk with the dagger on my remaining called upset. oh well, my best chance remaining is that no one has iowa state, syracuse and michigan all in the final 4.

[Kingdom]

well at least tennessee cant blow this game...

look at eastern kentucky taking it to kansas right now too.

I never truly realized how good Embiid was, until everyone including Mach, started scoring on Kansas. Since Embiid has been out, Kansas became Brakos' Mom on defense.

[Hammer]

i dont think theres been two possessions in a row without a whistle in this okst/zaga game. this has been an absolute painful disaster... both of these teams play ridiculously into arizonas style.

[Witlon]

Duke lost? Cool.

Time for Cal Poly to beat Wichita State.

[Hammer]

did this guy on the okst/zaga broadcast just say "hack a polack"? that is mindblowingly hilarious to me. i can only assume what the response wouldve been if he said "hack a jig" instead.

[Witlon]

You're watching 2 pretty shitty teams try to play basketball against an officiating crew instead of drunkenly celebrating Michael Vick's arrival?

[Hammer]

if i ignore it long enough maybe it'll go away.

that statement could go for either one of these things i suppose, but since its been established im paying attention to okst/zaga...

[Witlon]

"I apologize if people were offended by that."

He's so fired.

[Witlon]

Fucking ESPN is annoying.

"One of your picks is in danger of losing."

No shit, assholes.

[Witlon]

61 fouls?!?

Wow, the officials are the stars of this game.

[Hammer]

already stopped caring about my brackets... as bad as the nc state and st joes losses pissed me off last night, i lost a handful of sweet 16 teams today [new mexico, nebraska and duke], and my ul lafayette genius pick turned into a dud... so fuck em all, im just gonna root for upsets like ive done every other year that i flamed out early.

[Witlon]

Yup, my bracket is dead and my favorite team is out. (I still have my final four, but it's way too popular to win me anything.)

Here we go Cal Poly and Coastal Carolina!

[Hammer]

i think i might have a small shot with my final four... im sure some people have michigan, iowa state and syracuse, but i doubt many have them all together. and arizona seems like the one 1 seed that everyone keeps telling me they picked to lose early... maybe a shot? but im already 150th, id pretty much have to be totally perfect with those 4, and have the remaining final four "favorites"... florida, michigan state, louisville... lose early and dump a bunch of cats. the top 10 gets paid, so maybe i can sneak in and get money back in that instance.

but yea, id rather just watch entertaining basketball and see mercer, harvard and north dakota state go to the final 4.

[Hammer]

well we found our "put his interracial parents on tv as much as possible" player of the tournament... and its marcus paige of unc this year.

[Witlon]

Marv just sounds bored today. We really need Gus Johnson to have a heart attack at every possession to make some of these games sound interesting.