(Each poster can nominate up to 5 for this award.)
Sunshine, rainbows and puppy dogs don't exist in the world you are about to visit, The Pessimistic Zone. If you ask if their outlook on life is either like a 'half-glass full' or a 'half-glass empty,' likely they will say "What? There is a glass in front of me?" Unable to see the good in the bad, that is the Biggest Pessimist.